Meme - Search Engine Style

What's your search engine savvy? What's your search engine style? Take two minutes to answer this meme and find out.

It's a race against time, how quickly can you get to a search engine?
What's a search engine?
I quickly type a search engine's address into my browser.
I've at least one good search engine in my favourites list.
I have a search engine as my home page. I only need to press a button to get there.
I have a search engine toolbar installed on my browser. I don't need to find a search engine, there's always one handy.
 
Okay... but how many search engines do you use when you're searching for something?
Ah! I use a meta crawler!
I just use one search engine. If my favourite search engine can't help me then no search engine can.
I'll try two search engines if needs be.
I'm persistent! I'll search two, three or four search engines to find what I'm after.
It depends on how many minions I have available at the time
 
How skilfully do you compose your searches?
I enter the words I'm looking for into the search box and press search. Easy!
I don't use words like “the” in my search because search engines ignore them.
I'll refine my choice of search words if needs be.
I know how to use words like “and” or “or” in my searches.
I'll use commands like “inurl:” and “site:” when I need to.
I'll use commands like “exact:” and “scope:” when I need to.
 
Which is your favourite WWW era?
The 1980s.
The early 1990s.
The late 1990s.
The turn of the millenium.
Present day.
The future.
 
What's a boolean search?
A search on a special scientific search engine.
A search for gold or anything valuable.
A search using logical operators.
A search for synonyms and antonyms.
There's no such thing, I think you made that up.
 
How scary is the Internet, if you use a search engine what can they tell about you?
Which part of the world I'm in.
What sort of Internet browser I'm using.
Which sites I've found recently on that search engine.
All the web sites I have been recently.
Which search result I click on.
Whether I'm male or female.
Which programs are stored on my computer.
Evil cookies tell them everything; who I am and what I am thinking.
 
If a search engine is not cooperating and is giving you useless results or dead links, what do you do?
Smash the computer to bits. Stupid internet.
Try a different search engine
Get someone in your technical department to have a look for you
Try again later.
Modify your search slightly and try a different angle.
 
Let's say you are tempted to buy a set of wind up plastic teeth from the Internet and search for some. Which would you prefer?
A search engine which finds lots of online shops where I could buy a suitable set of gnashing plastic teeth.
A search engine which finds lots of reviews on the latest choice of comedy teeth.
A search engine which finds technical details and specifications of wind up teeth.
A search engine which produces an easy to read price comparison of comedy teeth.
A search engine that talks me out of wasting my money on wind up plastic teeth.
 
Which is your favourite colour?
Black
Blue
Brown
Green
Grey
Orange
Pink
Purple
Red
White
Yellow
 
Which type of search engine is likely to produce better results?
One where the process of discovering web sites is entirely automated and there is no human interaction.
One where the process of discovering web sites has some automation and some human quality control.
One where process of discovering web sites is entirely done by trained editors and reviewers.
Telepathic magic search engines.
 
What do you mainly use search engines for?
Research, investigation or homework
To find out about the latest movies, music news, and other social stuff
Finding popular downloads, programs or MP3s
Finding online bargains – which I tend to buy online
Finding information about products – which I'll then find and buy offline
World domination.
 
Which search engines have you heard of?
AltaVista
DMOZ
Google
HotBot
Ask Jeeves
Kelkoo
Lycos
Yahoo
A9
Mamma
MSN
Wisenut
 

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